You hold in your hand the huge cloth napkin that was used by the Stormreaver in his final meal before the great cataclysm. You can’t tell if the red stains on its surface are of wine or blood, but it does seem that everything is so much easier to understand now.

This great sword was forged inside the Vault of Night itself. The essence of Shadow has seeped into this sword granting it exceptional death-dealing abilities.

The scales along this cloak tap each other as it billows, and the faint sound of music can be heard on the wind.

Comes with a free (abridged) cookbook. You can't read it.

The memory of the Balor's viscious claws, made manifest.

An unfinished design, Haywire was in the middle of perfecting this rune arm when his foundry exploded. It was meant to keep unruly constructs in line.

This weapon was a trophy of the giants' last victory, taken from the fallen captain of the rebel elves. When the dragons intervened and obliterated the Lost Empire, Treason was lost in the ashes.

Sound of body, sounder mind.

\qThe greatest offence is a rock solid defense.\q
- Hammerfist Ogrebane, Stalwart Defender